WE WRITE THE LAWS

(As performed by the CEO Chorus, with apologies to Barry Manilow)

We’ve been alive forever,
And we wrote the very first law.
We put the rules and the penalties together,
We’re Big Business, and we write the laws.

We write the laws that make the whole world pay.
And we get richer nearly every day.
Of prison bars we have no fear because
We write the laws, we write the laws.

Our profits must keep growing,
So we've got our own place in your home.
We set the rates on the money that you’re owing,
And on top of that, we can still tap your phone!

We write the laws that make the whole world pay.
And we get richer nearly every day.
Of prison bars we have no fear because
We write the laws, we write the laws.

We’re Big Business, and we write the laws!